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Cultural News Bytes: Law & Order to TNT, ‘Idol’ Blake’s Obscure Bee Gees selection

Cable Bound: Law & Order moving to TNT?

This is the word according to Entertainment Weekly, via some published reports. Considering that TNT is currently simulcasting the hell out of Law & Order, being the home of original episodes wouldn’t exactly be outside of its comfort zone. I’m kind of proud of my 3,000 Word Epic on Law & Order’s fall from grace, and it’s interesting to see this saga continue. This is the 2nd show that NBC is faced with the question of renewal with where another network/cable station is waiting in the wings: the same situation goes for Scrubs, which ABC is interested in. Personally, I think that Law & Order has enough of a fanbase on TNT to make one final season worthwhile, and it would be interesting to see whether they might consider extending the franchise with small-scale original episodes after that point. With a much smaller budget, I think a weekly new episode featuring just some of the cast would be an interesting experiment for the cable network. This is also good new for Criminal Intent, which could get a pickup should the mothership find itself another home. I doubt that NBC is willing to give up to CSI: that easily, no?

Blake Picks A Modern Bee Gees song; Psychiatrist Called In

Let’s face it, even Barry Gibb was surprised by Blake Lewis‘ choice to perform “This is Where I Came In,” the title track from the Bee Gees’ album of the same name, on tonight’s episode of American Idol. It went nowhere as a single (Although I in all my youth actually remember it quite well), but apparently Blake saw an opportunity to turn it into a Ska beatboxing hit. I personally felt that all of Blake’s beatboxing felt tacked on tonight, but the fact remains that it’s at least original compared to LaKisha’s shouting.
But, for all of you who haven’t heard this Bee Gees song, here’s the video via YouTube (Which came in handy tonight, let me tell you).

However, before I go, one more video. Before Melinda’s show opening performance of Love You Inside Out, Barry Gibb said it was a challenge to take a song written for a group and turn it into a solo song. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he is aware of the lovely Leslie Feist’s amazing rendition of the song (Retitled ‘Inside & Out’). She turned it into a hit, Juno-nominated single in Canada, and I think that her version is everything Melinda’s wasn’t: unique, interesting and nuanced. So, to end things, here’s Feist kicking Melinda’s ass.

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The Penultimate ‘Gilmore Girls’ – “Unto the Breach”

Well, last week came the tragic word that Gilmore Girls will be ending after this current season, which means that these final two episodes were filmed without knowing that it was the series finale. What does this mean? Well, it means that they won’t give us all the resolution we’re looking for.

However, I figure that these episodes are nonetheless important ones, so here at Cultural Learnings we’re going to recap both, and provide some coverage leading up to the finale next week. So, stay tuned for all of that.

In the meantime, “Unto the Breach” is the second last episode of Gilmore Girls ever. To find out how things went down after last week’s Karaoke Serenade, continue on. And read why, in the end, things appear to be heading towards a satisfying end, regardless of the premature nature of the proceedings. Also, learn who Milan Kundera is. Because I sure as heck didn’t know.

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Cultural News Bytes: Date for final episodes of ‘Drive’, ‘Lost’ Interview

‘Drive’ Drifts to the Finish Line on Independence Day

Yep: on July 4th, while everyone is getting drunk and heading to theatres to catch Transformers, FOX is counterprogramming with the final two episodes of its failed midseason drama ‘Drive’ (According to the show’s official site). Personally, based on the four episodes we saw, I think the series deserves better…but at the very least it fulfills their obligation to the show, and gets the episodes out there. Whether we like it or not, Drive is gone for good, and its return on July 4th is just a fleeting glimpse of what could have been.

‘Lost’ Producers discuss Rattlesnakes and Mailboxes

Entertainment Weekly steps to the table with what is the first formidable interview with Lost producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse today, and it’s a doozy. There’s the explanation as to the reasoning behind the 3/16 (3 seasons, 16 episodes) scheduling format at the beginning, but tread lightly onwards: there’s some discussion of the final episodes of the season as well. Head to the link to read for yourself, or just click below for a little summary. Spoilers are light if not non-existent.

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A Leak in the Pipes: Reality Producers Move into Scripted Television

I’m a fan of reality television, don’t get me wrong. I watch The Amazing Race, have seen every episode of Survivor, and when nothing else is on I’m likely to be surfing over to the Game Show Network or even occasionally settling on Deal or No Deal. However, in the end, I believe that reality TV and scripted dramas need to remain on separate pipelines, if you will. Say what you will about Studio 60’s annoying reality show storyline, but I agree with the general principle Sorkin was trying to put forward: when push comes to shove, I’d rather see scripted dramas on television (Of course, the ultimate irony is that NBC replaced scripted dramas on Mondays at 10 with…”The Real Wedding Crashers.” Maybe even Sorkin got a chuckle out of that one.)

However, Sorkin would be somewhat less than pleased at what Variety is reporting this morning. You see, Endemol USA (Producers of ‘Deal or no Deal’, ‘Big Brother’ and ‘Fear Factor’) is no longer content with their pipeline, and seem to believe that they are capable of developing scripted comedies and dramas. Normally, I would just ignore this, but then I actually read the concepts they’re “developing.”

On the comedy front, Endemol has sold “Larry Godfather” to ABC Family. Penned by Mark Palmer (“Kim Possible”), the ensemble comedy revolves around a 21-year-old guy who discovers that while he appears to be human, he’s actually a fairy godfather.

Yes. That’s right. He’s actually a fairy godfather. ABC Family or not, this makes me cringe.

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Heroes – ‘The Hard Part’ Recap

Well, it’s not just a low-level single with a strange video from Coldplay’s X&Y anymore; it’s also the 21st ‘Heroes’ episode of the season. If you haven’t watched it yet, be warned: it’s nothing like last week. In fact, it only further proves why “Five Years Gone” (Or “String Theory”) was a mistake for the show; while it was an exhilirating hour, there was no way that this episode could live up to it. Last week was a terrible tease, not giving us the real climax, and now it yanks it all away with Sylar spending time with his mother, and a series of go-nowhere plots that failed to really advance in the process. It’s not this episode’s fault, it was actually not a bad filler episode for the series, but coming after last week’s action-packed episode it just pales in comparison.

For those who haven’t watched it, and perhaps wish to be spoiled, head to YouTube for the Canadian Preview for Next Week.

For those who haven’t the recap remains. Sure, it’s a bit slower than last week, but setup is an important step to any process, and the stage remains well set. What took place, and what exactly is the hardest part? Read on to find out.

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The Superpower Bauer Hour Showdown: Special “HD” Edition

This is, indeed, a special edition of the Superpower Bauer Hour, one which annoys me to no end. You see, while the old Superpower Bauer Hour Showdown was designed to see which of the two shows was better in terms of quality and ratings, this is a different showdown. While I failed to bring the showdown back thanks to, well, my complete disinterest in 24, this evening presents a new kind of showdown: which of these two shows shall be watched in HD?

You see, Global (Canadian TV Network for those unaware) has been airing Heroes an hour earlier (8pm EST), as it has to air 24 as well. This has been great for Canadian fans who want to get their Heroes fix as soon as possible…at least I thought so until last Monday evening. When, at 9pm Atlantic Time, I turned to Global HD to find Heroes…

in Standard Definition.

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It’s Official: ‘Lost’ Ends in 2010

There’s been rumours over the past week regarding Lost’s future, and Variety has the breaking story this morning: Lost will end at some point during the 2009-2010 season.

Variety.com – ‘Lost’ set for three more years

It was a contingency to the continued involvement of Executive Producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse, and has been foreseen for quite some time…and yet it comes with an interesting couple of twists that were not forecasted.

With the announcement comes a confirmed number of episodes remaining after the end of the third season: 48. This isn’t too surprising, and coincides with rumours earlier in the week…but what doesn’t coincide is the fact that these 48 episodes will be spread out over three seasons of 16-episodes. This won’t be too unfamiliar for fans of the series; we’re currently at the end of a 16-episode block, so each season will now basically be what we’ve experienced this Spring. Each season will run uninterrupted, and will likely fall in the Spring of each year, although this hasn’t been confirmed.

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TARnalysis: Why “A” Right Team, In The End, Won ‘The Amazing Race’

SPOILER WARNING: I shall be discussing the nerve-racking finale of The Amazing Race: All-Stars, which had me on the edge of my seat numerous times. Did Dustin and Kandice become the first all-female team to win the Race? Did Charla overcome the odds to become a race champion? Did Eric redeem himself from his tragic 2nd place finish two seasons ago? To find out why I think a (Not the) right team won the Amazing Race…

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Today’s Sci-Fi TV: Why Entertainment Weekly Got it Right

Entertainment Weekly recently released, to much reaction across the Interweb, a list of the top 25 television or film examples of science fiction from the past quarter century. In terms of films, it has your usual suspects: Blade Runner (Which I must admit I haven’t actually watched, although I did recently read the Philip K. Dick novel upon which it was based), The Matrix, E.T., Aliens, Star Trek II, etc. And, of course, there’s the classic TV shows: Doctor Who, The X-Files, Quantum Leap. However, there are three current TV shows which made the list: Heroes (#18), Lost (#11), and Battlestar Galactica (#2). And, although I’m sure that some legions of fans may disagree, it is my opinion that this is the correct order for these three shows.

Heroes deserves to be on the list for being the most unabashedly science fiction-esque of the three series, and certainly moreso than anything else on television today. The world of superheroes, of comic book universes, is something that has remained mostly out of network television realm in recent years; you’d have to go back decades to find shows like Superman, Batman, the Green Lantern, etc. in order to find a time when these types of shows were on the airwaves. And, much as superheroes have changed over those years, so has their television shows. Heroes comes to the table with intriguing powers, apocalyptic futures, and a collection of characters which bend the normal rules of human logic to a wonderful degree. In essence, it’s science fiction television for a new generation.

However, the problem is that Heroes hasn’t yet had time to really establish itself, so it is incapable of placing higher on this list. While it certainly has proven a sensation in this its first season, I’ve talked at length in the past as to whether it can continue on this path to success. Also, although I don’t think this is necessarily a bad thing, I don’t think the show has proven itself capable of balancing normal television drama with its science fiction elements. Any good piece of science fiction needs to be able to both present abnormal themes and events and, when the time calls for it, create human drama that remains relevant and real to the viewer. For me personally, outside of Company Man (Dealing with the backstory of the pictured Mr. Bennet), Heroes had yet to do it. This is why, for now, Heroes must remain on the lower end of the Science Fiction hierarchy. The future, however, could prove more kind to the series.

Lost, which breaks into the top half of EW’s list, is one of the reasons why Heroes was able to be made. For the first time since The X-Files, ABC’s hit drama was a hit with audiences despite its subtle leaning into the realm of science fiction. And, really, it was the subtlety brought to the table by producers J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof in the first season that paved the way for the show’s success, and the greenlighting of numerous Sci-Fi pilots the following year. While it is a show at its core about human drama and the plight of these castaways, this mystical island on which they live is in itself one of those characters. It is always looming, whether it’s in tangible forms (Smoke Monster) or in more metaphorical ones (The recent Magic Box, its power over Locke in the first season, etc.) It is an omnipresent force upon the show, one which remains an integral part of its success.

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Goldi”Lost” and the Three Scheduling Options

[For the unaware, there are currently rumours swirling around the scheduling options for Lost’s upcoming season. The current rumours, as covered in numerous locations, have Lost running from January to May, in an earlier times lot, as well as officially coming to a close sometime in 2009. This solved a few of the show’s scheduling issues in theory, but I figure we should take a trip down memory lane to see how it got to this point. However, this is a slightly different trip, so be warned as we take a magical journey into a mystical fairy tale land. Enjoy.]

Once upon a time, there was a television show named “Lost” which has spent three seasons traversing a series of obstacles on its way to being a Top 10 television program in the key demographics which advertisers crave. It faced off against a wolf trying to trick Lost into falling into its trap through disguise (Much like how viewers saw through blatant ripoffs like Invasion and Surface in 2005, Lost was not fooled), and our show narrowly escaped the evil grip of the witch who bakes TV shows in her oven (“I have success in the 18-34 Male Demo inside, come a little closer!”)

However, on its way, Lost found that it had come to an important crossroads, marked by a small little house where three scheduling options made their home. It was a humble abode, but one could feel that important decisions would be made for the show’s future.

Lost, feeling a bit disoriented with its current path, decided that he should stop by and pay them a visit. Unfortunately, they weren’t in, but had left a note that any guests were more than welcome (Lost would never enter someone’s house uninvited, that would be plain rude). So, Lost made itself at home, and saw that there were three bowls of porridge sitting upon the table. The note had also mentioned that they Lost was invited to taste test their porridge selection, so he figured that he should assist them in finding the right one. Perhaps, at the same time, it would find the right porridge for its own future.

Each porridge, Lost found, was context sensitive to its own situation! (Did I mention this was a magic house? No? Well, it clearly is). As a result, Lost first decided to try the porridge labeled “9pm Wednesdays, September to May with repeats throughout.” It takes a spoonful.

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